SMS sent to my mother from a relative:
Listen, don’t call me after I tell you this… I really don’t want to talk about it on telephone. We will talk about it later. I just want to tell you this before you get to know it from someone else. I know you’re going to feel bad about it, but I’m sure that together we will be able to get through this moment…
Santa Claus doesn’t exist!
Luckly I still have some decent relative…